Mega Catamarans ALL INCLUSIVE Remote Paradise Beach Adventure

This is an all-day Puerto Vallarta cruise that feels like you are getting two trips in one, a boat day plus a private remote beach stop. You spend a big chunk of the day at Playa Chica Locca, with an infinity pool, swim-up bar style lounging, and water activities right off the sand. I also like that the day is built around easy “do it your way” choices, kayak and snorkel for one person, a guided hike for another, and plenty of relaxing in between.

The big perk is simple: you get most of the fun pre-paid. The open premium bar, breakfast snacks, fresh guacamole and chips, lunch, and water toys are included, so you are not constantly checking what costs extra. One thing to consider is that the schedule is busy and the non-beach highlight is physical, the waterfall hike is a real hike and the ATV adds a separate cash cost.

Key Things to Know Before You Go

• All-day rhythm: a long beach-club stop, a Quimixto waterfall outing, then a return cruise with bonus marine life chances
• Open premium bar included: from beer and wine to tequila and cocktails, with at least some hard alcohol options
• Water toys are part of the package: snorkeling gear, kayaks, paddle boards, and other “use it when you want” options
• ATV to the waterfall costs extra in cash: horse rides are mentioned as limited, and ATV is a common backup route
• A party tone on the water: music and dancing can be part of the return, if you prefer quiet, plan ahead
• Port security is real: this is a federal maritime port, expect screening and a strict no-drug policy

A Catamaran Day That Blends Private Beach Relaxing With Quimixto Adventure

If you want one trip that covers views, swimming, and a nature stop without hours of planning, this is a strong match. You cruise from Puerto Vallarta to a remote bay, hang at a beach club that feels cut off from the world, then head toward Quimixto for waterfalls and a little local grit.

The vibe is not just sightseeing. It is active enough to keep you busy, but structured enough that you do not lose the day to confusion. You also get a crew that seems built for keeping energy moving, with people credited by name in the way they led, served, and guided.

The tradeoff is that you are trading flexibility for convenience. This is not a slow, independent day on your own schedule. If you like lots of downtime with long, quiet stretches, you might feel the day has too many “move now” moments.

Price at $135: Why This Works When You Add Up the Inclusions

At $135 per person, the value comes from the combination of what is included, not from any single feature. You are paying for an all-day catamaran day plus a private beach-club stop, and the big costs in a Mexico cruise usually stack fast: drinks, meals, transport, and equipment rentals.

Here is what your money is really buying:

• Meals and snacks: breakfast items in the morning, guacamole and chips, and a traditional fajita lunch
• Open premium bar: not just soft drinks, but named cocktail options and alcohol like beer, wine, tequila, and more
• Water toys included: snorkeling equipment, kayaks, paddle boards
• On-land guidance for the waterfall: a guided service tied to the waterfall plan
• Port-related fees: public parking and port entry fees at Puerto Mágico are included

If you were to pay for a private beach club, plus drinks, plus snorkeling rentals, plus a separate excursion to a waterfall area, this pricing tends to make sense. Where it can feel less fair is if you largely stay dry in the shade and skip most activities, because the package is built for “use what is included.”

Also note the cash extras. The ATV option to the waterfall is not included, and gratuities are not included either. So figure a little extra spending if you want the easiest waterfall route.

Getting To Puerto Mágico: Meeting Place, Screening, and Real Port Timing

This tour uses a mobile ticket and emphasizes that you must choose your meeting place before you submit your reservation. That matters more than you might think, because the port environment can be crowded and many tours share the general area.

Expect a federal port screening process. You have to pass security and you may be searched. The no-drug policy is strict, and it explicitly includes electronic cigarettes and vapes. If you carry liquids or random items, keep them minimal and follow the screening rules.

A practical note from the way the day runs: you are not just showing up and boarding instantly. There can be a wait between check-in and actual boat time when schedules get tangled. If you are the type who hates waiting, bring something to do for that gap, like a book or downloaded music.

Onboard the Mega Catamaran: How the Crew Keeps the Day Moving

The boat ride is part of the fun, not just transport. People describe the catamaran as comfortable, with shaded areas and a layout that makes it easier to find a spot even when it is busy.

The crew energy is often highlighted. Names like Isaiah (nicknamed Papi Chulo) show up repeatedly as the kind of host who keeps people in the loop and keeps the mood up. You may also run into staff like Luis or Dana, and people mention Guadalupe for cocktails.

What you should take away is how they structure attention. Drinks and snacks are offered at multiple points, and the staff appears ready to help with water activities. Safety is also part of the day, with lifeguard style support implied by the presence of life jackets for the swimming and floating options at the beach stop.

If you prefer quiet conversation over music, know the tour can lean upbeat. One of the more direct downside comments is about loud music running for much of the day with few places to escape the noise.

Stop 1 at Playa Chica Locca: Private Beach Club, Pool Views, and Water Toys

Playa Chica Locca is the anchor stop. You get a remote, private-feeling beach area that you can only reach by boat. It is the “stay awhile” part of the day, and it is where you can decide if you want action or just comfort.

On arrival, you get the snack setup fast: fresh guacamole and blue corn chips, plus bar service. From there, the day splits into different styles:

• Swim and lounge: soft sand, shaded lounging chairs, and pool time
• Swim-up bar style hanging: a pool setup where the drinks feel built into the chill
• Water activities: kayaking, paddle boarding, snorkel gear access, and basic swimming time

If you are not into water sports, you are still not stuck. People mention the seating options and the way ocean access is set up so you can just rock with the waves and do nothing but enjoy the view.

Two practical tips based on how this stop works:

1. Sunscreen matters. You are in strong sun for hours.
2. Choose your water gear early. Snorkel and paddle time can go fast when everyone wants the same window.

Quimixto Waterfalls Stop: Guided Hike, ATV Option, and How to Plan Your Energy

Quimixto is the nature payoff. This destination is described as accessible only by boat, and the Quimixto stop includes time for exploring and a guided waterfall plan.

Here is the big decision point: your waterfall route. The tour mentions a guided hike and also mentions optional upgrades like ATV or horseback rides. The ATV and any horse option are cash only, so plan to carry some money.

From the experience details, here is what you should expect:

• The hike to the waterfall is a real trek, not a casual stroll.
• You might lose some of your beach-club time because the waterfall plan is part of the group schedule.
• When the hike is not your thing, the ATV can be the way to still get to the waterfall area without the steep foot route.

If you do hike, wear real walking shoes. One comment points out how rough the trail can be and how flip-flops can be a bad idea for a steep, uneven path.

When you reach the waterfall area, there is time to swim and cool off. People mention the water can be cold, so if you are heat-averse, keep that in mind. There is also a restaurant over the water, and the scene can include small local touches, like a dog named Pancho who shows up on the walking routes people do around the area.

The Return Cruise to Puerto Vallarta: Drinks, Music, and Marine Life Chances

The ride back is not just a commute. It is described as a party-style cruise with the open premium bar, music, and dancing.

This is also where marine life can show up from the boat. The tour notes that from December to April, you should keep an eye out for humpback whales. All year long, it mentions turtles, dolphins, manta rays, and sea birds. You might also see whales or dolphins in the distance, and you will want to look near the surface when the boat crew points things out.

If you are the type who likes to photograph animals, this is the time. A catamaran ride gives you broad angles compared with a small boat, especially if you stand near the rail or deck area when the crew slows down.

Also, there is a photo component. The tour says a photo team captures candid and action photos. You can purchase photos or a digital photo album after, and the album is shared within 24 hours.

Food and Drinks: Open Bar Reality, Lunch Timing, and Options That Help

Food is included in multiple forms, and it is not just a token snack. You get breakfast items like fresh fruit, muffins, and coffee and juices. Then you get the guacamole and chips snack, and later you get lunch.

Lunch is described as a traditional fajita meal with chicken, beef, rice, beans, and tortillas. Vegan and vegetarian options are available, and gluten-free options are available if you notify the operator at booking.

The open premium bar is a key part of the value. It is described broadly as a brand-name open bar, from water and juices to beer, wine, tequila, champagne, and cocktail options like piña colada margaritas.

A practical way to think about it: if alcohol is not your thing, you still get plenty of non-alcoholic drink options like coffee, juices, and soft drinks, so the tour does not become unusable for non-drinkers.

One warning: lunch timing can feel late for some people. A downside comment notes fruit and chips earlier in the day, with lunch arriving around 2 pm. So if you get easily hangry, consider carrying a small snack of your own if it fits your plan, even though guacamole and chips are included.

Who This Tour Suits Best, and Who Might Feel Frustrated

This tour tends to work best for people who want a full day with a mix of water time and guided nature. If you like options, it fits. You can paddle, snorkel, and swim at Playa Chica Locca, then hike or take the ATV to Quimixto.

It also works for different groups:

• Couples: great “one-day highlight” format with lots of photo opportunities and shared lounging
• Families: it can be a hit, especially if the kids can handle the water and the walking portion
• Non-drinkers: the bar is open, but the included food and water activities still make the day enjoyable

Where I would hesitate is if you need a quiet, low-noise trip. One clear downside is loud music with few places to escape. Also, snorkeling conditions can be hit or miss. One comment mentions rougher, murkier water with rocks, so do not treat snorkel as guaranteed “wow” every time.

If you dislike delays, take a breath. There is at least one firsthand account of waiting close to an hour or more after check-in before stepping onto the boat. That might not happen on every departure, but it is not crazy, so plan patience.

Potential Downsides to Know Before You Go

No tour is perfect, so here are the realistic pain points to watch for.

1) Timing and waiting

Some people report check-in that is smooth but then a long wait before the boat. Others report departure or schedule delays. If your day requires tight timing, build buffer.

2) Water and snorkeling conditions

Snorkeling can be easy from the beach area, and snorkel gear is included. But visibility can vary, and rocks and rougher conditions can make snorkeling less satisfying.

3) Waterfall hike difficulty

The waterfall route is not described as effortless. If you do not have good walking shoes, the steep parts could be unpleasant. ATV is a workaround, but it costs extra in cash.

4) Beach club facility condition

One low rating includes complaints about broken pool tiles, rough bar surfaces, missing towels, and general upkeep. That is serious, and it is the kind of thing you should take seriously before committing if you are sensitive to cleanliness and safety. At the same time, many other comments focus on the beach club being beautiful and clean.

5) Noise level

The music can be loud. If you want to read a book undisturbed, this may not be your best match.

Should You Book This Remote Paradise Beach Adventure?

I would book this if you want an all-inclusive catamaran day that makes it easy to combine private beach time with Quimixto nature. It is a strong value when you plan to use the included bar, eat the included meals, and take advantage of snorkeling, kayaks, and paddle boards.

You should probably skip it if you are very noise-sensitive, you cannot handle a hike, or you are the type who wants quiet and long unstructured time. Also, if facility upkeep is a dealbreaker for you, read up carefully and ask questions before you go.

If you do book, go in with the right mindset: this is a full-day energy ride with real water time, and the best results come from using the options offered to you, wearing sunscreen and proper shoes, and carrying cash for the ATV option.

FAQ

How long is the Mega Catamaran Remote Paradise Beach Adventure?

It runs about 6 hours 30 minutes (approx.).

What is included in the price?

You get breakfast, fresh fruit, muffins, coffee and juices, plus fresh guacamole and blue corn chips. Lunch is included (traditional fajita style with vegan and vegetarian options available), and an open premium bar is included with brand name drinks. Snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, and other water toys are also included.

What activities can I do at Playa Chica Locca?

You can swim and relax on the beach, use the oceanfront pool and lounge seating, and use included water gear such as snorkel equipment, kayaks, and paddle boards. There is also the chance to take a guided hike to the Quimixto waterfalls.

How do I reach the waterfall area in Quimixto?

The tour includes a guided service for the waterfall plan, and it also offers an ATV or horseback option. The ATV and horse rides are not included, and you must pay cash only.

Is hotel pickup or drop-off included?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

Are photos included?

Photo services are not included. A photo team captures candid and action photos, and you can reserve or purchase them after the tour, including a digital photo album shared within 24 hours.

Do I need to bring cash?

Yes for the ATV or horse ride options to the waterfall, since those are pay cash only.